Behold the Word 3

THE THIRD MISSION OF
SIMON PYRITES

has challenged
The River of Life Church
To a fight in the Dock Park,
November 5th 7.00 pm.

We urge all our members
To attend and remember
The words of Simon Pyrites:

“Feareth not those who
useth brute force
for theyare miserable wretches .
The Authority
of his Word is our shield, and faith
Our blade. However, If that should fail,
Cutteth thee a leg from an
Old pair of tights and, filling
It to the brim with rubble,
Conceal it in thy pants from the old Bill
Then Ye shall see
All our enemies Flee in consternation at the
Power of our truth”

(Simon Pyrites’ third statement
to the police, chapter 14 vs 6-8)